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Friday, 9 April 2010

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Hollywood - (Prenup): Determined to out-Zsa Zsa Gabor nine times married Hungarian actress/socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor seventy eight year-old screen legend Elizabeth Taylor is getting hitched.

And the object of her nuptial desires is Dr Conrad Murray doppelganger and comparative spring chicken Jason Winters, 49 year-old PR manager of RIP Michael Jackson's sister Janet.

Gabor, 93, was once Taylor's ex-mother-in-law when her stepson Nicky Hilton married the National Velvet star.

The marriage lasted nine months and the subsequent divorce settlement infuriated Gabor ex-husband Conrad Hilton who was already hopping mad after his own 1947 divorce payout to Zsa Zsa.

Hollywood diva Taylor has been dating Winters of talent agency Sterling Winters Management for around five years.

"Jason's been mainly on red carpet wheelchair duties," celebwatch site LA FagHagSlagMag sources said today, "steering Dame Elizabeth and guarding the million dollars' worth of bling she drapes over her turkey wattles."

Taylor is said to be besotted. She has been husband-free since dumping rough trade builder Larry Fortensky in 1996.

In total she has managed to get through eight marriages and seven husbands after two attempts at conjugal fidelity with Richard Burton.

Now at last she's ready to embark on wedding No 9 and settle a long standing wager with Gabor that she'll at least equal her own nuptial tally if not exceed it.

Zsa Zsa's current spouse is self-styled Frédéric Prinz von Assfelt who once claimed to have spawned Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn.

Larry Birkhead is 40.

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