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Topics: GOP, sadomasochism

Friday, 9 April 2010

Sarah (Palin) and Michele (Bachmann) came to Minnesota this past week and according to the latest public opinion poll, they are a GOP wet dream. S & M took the crowd by storm.

In what one reporter described as a combination of Joan of Arc, Elmer Gantry, and Paula Jones doing a pole dance, the duo lit up the mostly middle and older aged crowd with winks, smiles, arms akimbo, and a lot of hair.

The three ladies sitting behind them on the podium looked to have an average age of about ninety-three. The mostly middle and older white males in the crowd stared with a look nothing short of adulation. As the two gave the crowd a feast of code words that served to instill hate, loathing, and fear, towards the government and in particular President Obama, Palin was heard to say to Bachmann, "Mickey, show em a little thigh and you could be the next Vice-President."

In an interview after the event, a journalist asked one of the females in the crowd how she felt about her husband being so goggle eyed about the two women. "Shucks," said Anna Mae McCorkle, "Don't make no difference to me. After we go to see S & M, T.J. just goes out to the barn. I spec he is spanking the monkey, but heck, I don't care. I got me one of them an-a-tomic-ally correct Glenn Beck blow-up dolls. Suits me just fine. T.J. comes in one day when I am blowing it up and he starts screaming, thinks it's his cousin Ezra over to visit agin. He yells, "You never done that for me," and storms out. I don't care. Let him buy his own blow-up doll!"

In related news, the S & M camps are reporting plans for a national, "Look Tour." The tour will consist of the two political stars traveling the country and letting folks look. No long speeches or policy statements will be given. It will be for the most part, an opportunity just to-----look. Autographed pictures will be sold at $50.00 each and with a lipstick kiss on them for $500.00. In a special ménage à trios edition, S & M will pose nude with Larry the Cable Guy. Price: $20,000. It will include delegate credentials to the GOP national convention in 2012.

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