Shocking news just in. Reports we're hearing are that the Spoofologist, Pirate Captain, Breast Afficionado, and staunch Democrat known as Morse is in fact an imposter.
A source told us that the person currently masquerading as Morse is not the real Morse, and hasn't been the real Morse for around a year now.
Exhaustive enquiries have revealed that the real Morse has actually been wedged in a German smart-car for the best part of a year. Despite the best efforts of the German emergency services to free him.
It is thought that Morsey became jammed in the smart-car on a family tree fact finding mission to Germany last year, when German cousin three times removed Horst Ryder-Schumacher-Schneider Von Steinenbierguzzler offered him a ride to a Hamburg massage parlor in the smart car.
The car refused to start and Morsey got jammed in there real good. As all attempts to free the US citizen failed, we're told that Morse passed the spoofing baton on to close friend Theodore Buckminster Fulfillingness, who took over the Morse mantle.
Latest reports indicate that Morse is still solidly wedged in the smart car, but is expected to regain his freedom in the near future as Brit politician David Cameron pledges to go over to Deutschland and pry him free by sheer force of bullshit.
The future of Theodore Buckminster Fulfillingness remains unclear.
Morse as we get it.