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Topics: Facebook

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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The mummified remains of a man waiting for comments to his clever face book post were found last Monday in a basement in Winnetka, Illinois.

The desiccated body of Murray Stinsky, who had collected a total of 17 friends and family on Facebook, appeared to have been in his basement for over a year, still sitting upright in front of a dark computer screen with his long-dead faithful dog semi-curled at his feet.

The body was found after a neighbor became suspicious when Mr. Stinsky's newspaper subscription ran out, and she didn't have anything to read with her coffee on Sunday morning.

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