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Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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One of the office rooms.

Moe Darcher, age 27 and a Call Of Duty fanatic stormed into a small office building down the street from his upstate New York house. He had an Ak-47, two desert eagles, and two grenades. He killed everyone he saw, and the total number of bodies found was 37.

There were not many people still in the office because it happened after 6:00pm and most people had already left to go home.

Before he went into the office he threw a grenade into a car parked in front of the office, and it blew up. That's only where it started, he then rushed into the office building shooting round after round, at his fellow co-workers.

Moe's neighboors were interviewed and they said he was always very nice but he always played Call Of Duty.

Moe was intereviewed after he was brought to the police department and he said, "I did it because I got tired of playing games at home and I wanted to get the real feel for a gun."

Moe might face life in jail if convicted.

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