Washington DC-- President Obama still enjoys making changes to the country, and he made another one today. The president re-christened Air Force One with a new name. The old name was 'too white, too male, too hetero-sexist and too militaristic' according to Mr. Obama. The new name of the plane is The Fantastic Flying Fairy Fortress.
"I want world leaders to be comfortable when I land in their countries." said the president. "They should think of my airplane as being filled with magical angels and fairies, eager to help people everywhere and at anytime." said the leader of the free world.
"But real tough fairies with this real cool fortress, not the gay kind." he quickly added.
Besides the new name, The Flying Fairy Fortress sports a new chartreuse shade, as well as drawings of fairies, angels and unicorns dancing on the fuselage.
"My daughters helped paint the fuselage, I hope everyone likes it." said President Obama.
"We were going to rename Air Force One the Supercalifristic Expialidocious Fantastic Flying Fairy Fortress, but that sounded so gay." he said.