Washington DC: A consortium of animal rights groups has sued the United States Government in Federal District Court about political party symbols.
The suit alleges that the Republican Party is discriminating against the Democratic Party when it comes to their animal symbols. Lawyers argue that an Elephant weighs 5 tons and a Donkey weighs 500 pounds. Thus, the Democratic Party should have 20 Donkeys to be politically fair.
The Democratic US Attorney General is expected to argue that the Republican Elephant generates 500 pounds of poop per day and that 20 Democratic Donkeys would generate 1000 pounds of poop per day. Thus, the Democratic Party only needs 10 Donkeys to be politically fair.
Anticipation is that the US Supreme Court will be asked to straighten this political shit out!