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Thursday, 1 April 2010

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Michelle Obama announced today that the 2010 White House Easter Egg Roll that dates back to 1878 has been renamed so not to offend Jews and Muslims who don't celebrate this most holy of Christian holidays. The new name, "White House Fruit Of A Chicken's Loins Roll" will take place this coming Monday.

Participants, who must be less than 12 years old, were chosen by lottery. These children and their parents have been warned that any mention or use of the word, "Easter" will be grounds for their removal by Secret Service agents who have set up monitoring devices to weed out dissidents.

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated: "In the past children of non-Christian faiths were reluctant to participate in this ritual because they weren't Christians. Now, everyone should feel welcome except Christians, who don't matter anymore."

LET THE EGGS ROLL!

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