In its relentless desire to clog our over taxed brains with new words Webster's Dictionary added the word obamanation. The first definition of the new word is 'a democracy whose power is filibuster, veto, vote, and discussion proof and whose fiscal actions result in debt increases in incremental amounts just under a trillion and with no desire to ever pay it.'
The secondary definition. 'a democracy whose elected officials vote themselves pay and benefit increases while the country's citizens are facing record unemployment, pension bankruptcy, retirement accounts erased and having their homes foreclosed as well as voting legislation that the vast majority of citizens are opposed to.'
The next definition. 'a democracy that shuns representation outside of the legal profession and will not pass any legislation that negatively affects that profession'. #
And then. 'a democracy whose head is a racial minority and yet surrounds themselves with official spokespersons who are as white as bleached Wonderbread while slamming any negative comment against the regime as being racist regardless of content or context.
' And finally 'a democracy that hands fiscal responsibility to a Jewish homosexual whose political passion is siphoning taxpayer funds to a criminal 'community program' that promotes prostitution, sex reassignment, pedophilia and tax evasion.'
When questioned about the new definition bearing his name President Obama deflected to his official spokesperson and local village idiot Joe Biden.
"What does a former child star know about Washington DC or the definition of democracy? I mean what the f*** are you talking about Willis! Just because he appeared in that South Park episode as a dictionary editor doesn't mean a f***ing thing. This is just another attempt by the Republicans to discredit our historic victory by using a f***ing burned out, four eye, African-American sellout. This is all about f***ing race nothing more."
When it was explained that Emmanuel Lewis of Webster fame is in no way connected to the reference book company.
"Bulls*** I don't believe a f***ing word you say it is all connected and if you don't like it just f*** yourself and the f***ing elephant you rode in on."
In an attempt to discredit the dictionary's new word we attempted to find an African American in the current regime's mantourage to give us some insight but as per the definition above there aren't any.
In addition to obamanation, speaking of Joe Biden, Webster's added to the definition of the word cuff. 'a politically correct word that can never be censored and satisfies each use and tense of the much maligned utility word f***'.
Thank you for your support Webster... Ti Cuff