Sydney, Australia. US President Barack Obama has suddenly and surprisingly arrived in the country for a visit.
People were astonished at Kingsford Smith Airport to see the 44th President of the United States coming through Customs wearing nothing but a plastic mack. He was heard to shout "has anybody seen my luggage?" and walking around the airport very strangely.
The Secret Service, who normally protect the President, were nowhere to be seen. This led to rumours that he had been drugged and transferred mid flight from his Afghanistan sojourn to the Australian continent.
When Police tried to approach him, the President screamed "back off man!!"
There is one mystery that demands solving. Who was the imposter passing himself off as Obama in Afghanistan? A curious body double planted by CIA, FBI or Secret Service operatives?
Whatever the explanation, it seems that we have a unusual conundrum here. Is the real President here or in Afghanistan?
More details when they come to hand.