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Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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President Barack Obama has banned Vice President Joe Bidden from any bathrooms close to where meetings are taking place after scattering the President, French President Sarkozy and reporters and photographers yesterday at the White House.

"The VP does a good job but his bowel movements would start World War Three, plus why he chooses to dump near a gathering such as the one today, I'll never know."

This was at least the third time this has happened. The first time, according to reporters, was during the first beer conference and the second was when several teachers, chaperons and school children were on a tour of the Capitol in November.

At yesterday's meeting which finally took place outside, it was first thought to be a chemical weapon of some kind and security personnel knocked both presidents to the ground and covered their faces. But then an 'all-clear' came from one agent who had opened the bathroom door, before passing out.

He was listed as still critical but recovering as of this morning.

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