The Obama administration has been watching film after film of how Fidel Castro saved his island home from greedy millionaires and made it a Paradise for the working man, if they had jobs.
"We think we are capable of doing the same thing here where greed has ran rampant", stated Vice President Joe Biden today. "He was quickly cheered on by Nancy "Eyebrow" Pelosi and "Dingy" Harry Reid.
"Of course, we HAVE to keep our own income high so that there can always be a comparison", stated Pelosi in a statement that seemed to startle her. But they all do, if you go by their looks, ever since she borrowed that Bride of Frankenstein look about a year ago.
"Those Cuban brothers did the same thing", stated Biden. "They showed what they wanted for everyone else to have. To personally model what a lifestyle of plenty looks like, that they too could look forward to, and enjoy. If they had jobs."
"It's the United States that have kept these people down, not those silly-billy goat gruff brothers", chimed in Reid.
"So we have asked one of our multi-millionaire supporters here from Hollywood to give up all that he has except for $1,000 a month from the government, Mr. Michael Moore!"
"But...but..I thought that.."
"Yes. Yes. Mr. Moore, now empty all those bank account numbers, etc."