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Topics: Rap

Monday, 29 March 2010

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Yo Wayne - fo shizzle, ma nizzle!

Not thirty minutes into his one year prison sentence for illegally carrying a weapon on his tour bus, prolific rapper Lil Wayne has lost all his bejeweled teeth in a prison rapping contest-to a white guy.

"It started off purty good, ya know ya'll, like Missa Wayne was going off and we wuz letting him wins and all, jus to make him feeled welcome up in here. Den, when thangs started turnin' 'round, he starts makin' promises about payments he was in no way deliverin' on in hereā€¦and so out dey come," professed top white prison rapper known simply as "Zero."

Lil Wayne, busily gathering street credentials, was unavailable for comment.

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