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Monday, 29 March 2010

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Flies swarmed over Paris. Inhabitants thought it was a harbinger of spring.

American senate leader Harry Reid apologized today to one of France's greatest landmarks for errors he made while staying there last week. His press secretary stated, "Senator Reid is terribly sorry that a simple boner could cause so much trouble in Paris!"

The mistake happened when Senator Reid leaned back against a parked garbage truck and accidentally pressed on a lever while picking up his suitcase at the curb. The surprise action caused the garbage truck's rear section to fully open. The action caused the dump body to quickly disperse over fifty tons of pork scraps that were collected from a local slaughter house minutes ago. Due to the sharp angle of the sidewalk, the slick, greasy load slide effortlessly into the Paris Hilton lobby.

Porters and the concierge were immediately overwhelmed by the huge amounts flowing in and the overpowering stench of the offal.

France's equivalent of the EPA, was swamped with phone calls from anxious Parisians worried that their closest neighbor, Hilton, might have contracted yet another major yeast infection like the one last year that caused officials to temporarily deport the airhead heiress to Bulgaria.

Men clad in respirators and plastic suits worked overtime to clear the Hilton of the rotten garbage. Senator Reid apologized for his boner, saying he was sorry and he'll make sure some Obama stimulus money helps with the clean up.

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