Written by Tawdry Soup
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Topics: Republicans, Racism

Sunday, 28 March 2010

To try and steal the thunder of the Democrats for passing historic healthcare legislation, The Republicans have declared March 22 as the official, "Spit on a N Word Day."

"It's an exciting time that brings us back to our American roots," said Republican Leader John Boehner. "This gives everyone with a beef about whatever is bothering them to walk right up to a N Word and spit right in its face if you want. Even if the N Word is the President of the United States, who last time I checked was a wild-eyed Socialist N Word if there ever was one. Of course, we have to keep our powder dry until he signs the bill, but I'm sure when it's all said and done he'll be convinced it's the best thing for the American people."

Rush Limbaugh and Fox News have already chimed in declaring that "Spit on a N Word Day" is the right direction for America, and is far more productive than ensuring everyone in America can see a Doctor if they get sick.

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