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Sunday, 28 March 2010

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Taking a cue from the Red Shirt movement in Thailand where approximately 50,000 protesters siphoned their own blood to throw on members of Congress, Glenn Beck is considering asking his viewers to have their blood drawn and sent to his show in vials to be used in protest of the current administration.

Dubbed the "Red Sweater" movement, Beck believes that bloodletting is one of the most appropriate forms of protest especially in association with the debate on health care reform.

"One of the oldest medical procedures known to man can now be a symbolic form of protest for those of us who believe that the current administration is 'bleeding us dry' with their socialist programs," said Beck.

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