Written by IDIOT
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Topics: Aliens, Europe

Thursday, 25 March 2010

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Europeans and not the Visitors are our true enemies and are ALIENS! Did you know they do have universal health care? And worst of all, many of them are living among us Americans.

You can tell them apart if you pay attention. They usually have rather flimsy disguises and atrocious accents, it is like they are proud to be from Europe! They also usually eat unusual and disgusting things such as crepes, sauerbraten, and worst of all lutefisk!

Please let the government know that we will not allow these ALIENS who are infiltrating our culture and influencing our political policy to continue. There is no way they can actually be here legally, no matter what sort of green card they have, it must have been faked by their superior technology.

We cannot be duped by their offer of Universal health care, it is all a lie to get us to trust them, and as soon as we trust them we will be turned into lutefisk too!

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