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Thursday, 25 March 2010

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A couple of lovers from Little Cock, Arkansas, who also loved sky-diving, apparently decided over the weekend to tie the knot -so they thought they would combine their two main loves and get married while sky-diving.

So Sunday afternoon on a beautiful day, they both got into a friends small plane along with Brother Verber, who had agreed to do the service while sky diving with the lovebirds.

Turns out that it would have been better if the two lovebirds had feathers as everything went wrong.

On the way down from the plane the three managed to get together long enough for Brother Verber, who panicked, to scream "Yes, both of you do! Put the rings on, dammit, and kiss! You're man and wife and I'm pulling this here string! ......sorry 'bout the puke..."

The two then kissed but kissed a little too long.

While Brother Verber landed safely on a old bull's back and rode all the way over the fence while losing his pants, shorts, nuggets and mind, the two love birds finished their kiss with a loud SMACK!

Later, their friend the pilot stated that they would have wanted to go at the same time.

"Plus, if there ever were two people joined as one, those two are!"

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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