Washington, DC-- The new health plan passed by Congress contains some new laws that will surprise many people. One new law orders the detention of all gay men. Gays are to be quarantined in special 'health camps' until a cure for AIDS is discovered. All gay men are ordered to report to their local police stations for immediate processing.
"Oh, how did that law get in there!" laughed Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. "I told everyone we had to pass the bill to see what what in it!" she laughed some more. "I wonder what other goodies we'll find inside!" she cackled.
The new law states that because AIDS is such a costly disease, drastic measures must be taken to save taxpayer money. Democrats hope gay men understand that some Americans need to give up their rights to make things better for everyone else. Any resistance to the new law will result in an immediate execution.
"It's going to be really nice for all the gays at the health camps!" shouted Congressman Barney Frank. "Gay men can sit around and relax all day in striped pajamas. There will be lots of arts and crafts. They can make lampshades and soap and candles. Think how much fun the showers will be! Too bad I won't be there, have a nice time." he chortled.
Members of Congress are exempt from anything in the health bill.
"Those who do not remember the past are doomed to repeat it." said Nancy Pelosi. "Too bad it's too late to do anything now." she cackled. "Now let's see what we can do with Global Warming."