The wacky world of Mad Dog Barack Obama became a little more insane yesterday when he insisted on letting a small detached bungalow decide whether his fancy new healthcare reform for keys should be passed or not.
In the small American town of Bastrop, Texas, last night, in front of a quaint powder blue bungalow, a huge crowd of people waving flags amassed, whooping and cheering. The whoops and cheers only fell silent when their noble leader arrived on the presidential Segway.
Mr Obama stepped from his electric powered steed and calmly walked towards the powder blue bungalow, the crowd parting before him.
Once directly in front of the bungalow, Mr Obama turned quickly on his heel to face the onlooking crowd,
"We have come here on this mild March evening to make history. The time has come for something to be done, something positive in a climate of negativity. We all know why we are here, we are here for our key brethren. For too long now, the health of our keys has been overlooked and in most cases, neglected. Tonight we propose change, tonight we will make a difference, tonight we will cross a previously uncross-able horizon, tonight my voice will get louder!!.
The crowd erupted into a mass of whoops, cheers and tears.
Mr Obama then turned to face the bungalow and, spreading his arms wide, in a deep booming voice asked,
"Oh all powerful and all knowing powder blue bungalow, we stand before you in search of an answer."
The crowed looked on in complete silence.
"Should we, or should we not reform the healthcare for our keys?"
Mr Obama, with his arms still spread wide, stared at the bungalow, nodding knowingly as if the bungalow was actually answering his question.
After a short while, Mr Obama dropped his arms to his side, and slowly turned to face the expectant crowd of onlookers and key lovers.
"The bungalow, she said......."
Mr Obama added a long pause, just to add dramatic effect,
"........YES, yes we should reform the healthcare for our keys."
The crowd completely lost it and Mr Obama's security guy, Tony, had to whisk him off on his Segway made for two for fear that the frenzied crowed might hug Mr Obama to death.
Keys across America rejoiced.