Houston TX-- A fat, juicy turd crapped by Neil Strongarm has been sold on Abay for $1 million. The turd was crapped on the moon's surface on July 21, 1969 and is the world's first 'extraterrestrial' turd. It will be put on display at the Smithsonian Museum this Summer.
The fat, shiny turd is the centerpiece of some unusual finds from NASA's hidden vaults. Other relics include a full vomit bag from astronaut John Glen, a bloody tampon form astronaut Sally Rid, and a semen-stained rag from some astronaut too ashamed to identify himself.
All the priceless relics are being sold to finance NASA's last days of existence. All funding to the agency has been cut-off by the Obama Administration.
The fat, juicy moon turd is one of NASA's greatest treasures. It weights 15 ounces and it was frozen solid only seconds after being defecated. Tiny bits of moon dust still glisten on its brown surface.
Because it is Mankind's first shit on the moon, it is expected to be admired for centuries. Millions of people are expected to visit the Smithsonian to gaze at this brown relic of the Space Age.