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Friday, 19 March 2010

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I'm batin

Claiming violation of copy write protection the Nostradamus Society sued 20th Century Fox and the producers of the cult film Idiocracy.

The action stems from newly uncovered and deciphered quatrains written by the famous French guy and seer that predicts the exact circumstances of mans fate as depicted by the movie.

The film has erased any memories of George Orwell's 1984 in terms of potential realism and portrays the world 500 years in the future.

"It's a rip-off" Pierre le Batin responded. "Not since Napoleon had his punk ass kicked has the great nation of France been so insulted; unless you count the french fry."

When pressed for proof that Nostradamus actually predates the films 2006 release he offered the following:


Quatrain 34344

Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

Quatrain 34345

Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Quatrain 34569

The years pass, mankind becomes stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.



Executives at 20th Century Fox were unavailable for comment since it is now the 21st century and the producers of the film were unavailable since they are currently in the process of developing a law degree program through Costco that guarantees a shingle within six months for $499. By the way if you have read this article butt never seen the movie you have absolutely no business being on this website.

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