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Friday, 19 March 2010

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The chance to meet endless rough trade in inter-regimental fisting championships

Washington AC/DC - (Friendly Fire): "I blame aliens, faggots and gypsies," a retired general told a Senate Armed Services Committee's 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy tribunal today.

"The Dutch army's overrun by them, it was a massacre," Gen John Sheehan, a former Nato commander, commented.

"Hours wasted every day by men watching their backsides when they should have been shooting the shit outta the bad guys."

Gen Sheehan said the aliens joined up because the army gave them easy camouflage and helped make them appear human.

Bum bandits enrolled mostly out of uniform fetish and the chance to meet endless rough trade in inter-regimental fisting championships.

And gypsies were drawn into the armed farces because of the legendary romance of campfire evenings bivouaced under the stars in some godforsaken foreign hell-hole "like a ubiquitous Bosnian-Serb rectum."

Maj Gen Albert Stubblebine III is stark raving bonkers.

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