Written by Dr. Billingsgate
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Topics: Barack Obama, Clone

Thursday, 18 March 2010

After interviewing Dolly the Sheep at her stall in Herfordshire, England, so called "birthers" have concluded that the reason Barack Obama will not allow the State of Hawaii to release his disputed birth certificate is that it would reveal that he was cloned by the same group of scientists who cloned both Dolly and Michael Moore.

Dolly, who was cloned in 1996, was believed to be the first mammal to be successfully cloned. Neocons, fearing the worst; that if a sheep could be cloned, it would be possible that sub-human liberals could also be replicated.

To answer the speculation that Michael Moore might be a clone of himself, senior investigative reporter, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler was engaged by birthers to interview Dolly the Sheep at her home in Herfordshire, England. With worried liberals looking for a new source of voters because they are not replacing themselves as efficiently as conservatives, Moore was sent by Howard Dean to Herfordshire on a lend lease program.

According to Dolly the Sheep, when she was first introduced to Moore she felt that she was being sheared naked by his piggish eyes. Feeling helpless and light headed, she fainted dead into the straw bed beneath her. She woke up to the slobbering Moore giving her mouth to mouth resusciation. Feeling the warmth of his humanity pressed against her alabaster loins, she fell victim to his charismatic charms and his promise to make her a star. "After he was satisfied he left me wanting more. He never called. He never wrote. Now I feel so used and sheep."

In the interview with Detwiler, Dolly also spoke of seeing documents that indicated that sometime between her own cloning and Michael Moore's, there was a super secret cloning of a highly placed American government official, purportedly, Barack Hussein Obama.

Now, if you should see a sheepish look on the President's face, can you be sure if it's him or just another liberal clone? So for the birthers, this is just another reason why they believe Obama was not born in Hawaii; they now believe he was cloned in Herfordshire.

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