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Wednesday, 17 March 2010

The California Board of Taxidermy announced today that the license of Dr. Emanuel Foreskin has been permanently revoked. The Board Certified taxidermist who first transformed the career of Speaker of the House, Congresswomen Nancy Pelosi by making her look like puppet Charley McCarthy, admitted that he was in over his head when he attempted to remake Pelosi to look like a raccoon.

Although Dr. Foreskin denies being under the influence of psycho-narcotics while undertaking the transformation of his patient into a bug-eyed polyglot liberal, he does admit making her eyes appear sunken because the "raccoon look" was de rigueur in the Castro district of San Fransisco.

A graduate of the esteemed LaFontaine College of Taxidermy, Dr. Foreskin had also done renovation work on Al Gore and Hillary Clinton on a two-for-one deal. He claims that he is still unable to distinguish one from the other because he exchanged body parts during the operation.

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