Hollywood - (Tombstone): "Could have been just as tacky if the guy was called Billy the Kid or Frank McLaury," the editor of LA FagHagSlagMag commented today as 2010 Razzie winner Sandra Bollock (sic) faced the press amid reports of her husband Jesse James' affair with tatoo artiste Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee.
The Miss Congenital Liar star married James, 41, in 2005 when his body was already 95% covered in tattoos.
Now it seems the host of the Jesse James is a Dead Man TV show managed to squeeze in a couple of extra bits of artistry somewhewre on his tanned, muscular body during his wife's 2009 filming of The Blind Spot.
"He's a cowboy alright," Bullock's studio PR commented today, "maybe not exactly John Wesley Hardin but like his 19th century namesake James's just a Confederate guerilla underneath all that warpaint."
Bullock, 69, was mired in controversy last year when LA media sources claimed Michael Jackson 'had been buried in the vault right next to Sandra' at Glendale's celebrity cemetery.
Her pet minature schnauzer is called Arnie.