Written by SonofChaucer
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Topics: Magic, abortion

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

A few radical left-wing mediums have responded to a tactic favored by conservatives, where they claim to be the voice of innocent babies who cannot speak for themselves.

Borrowing from the magic of the seance that allows communication with people after they leave this world, the latte-drinking, Volvo-driving mediums have created the preance to communicate with babies before they come into this world.

Their plan is that this way, each baby can be asked whether it wishes to be born or not.

Already spreading like wild fire, this new magic has drastically reduced birth rates in Utah, Alaska, and Iowa.

Internationally, Russia, India, and all of Africa are seeing huge declines as well.

The mediums responsible for this break through have not rested though, and are working on a new version whereby ovulating women can communicate with their ova in deciding who to mate with.

Current experiments with the advanced version result in overwhelming mentions of Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, and a stern warning to stay away from anyone who even remotely reminds them of Gary Busey.

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