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Saturday, 10 September 2005

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LaLa Land - Today, president George W. Bush was given psychiatric evaluation after millions of people requested that he is admitted to a mental institution. Many of the requests were imported from overseas.

Before president's examination, the psychiatrists have reviewed past speeches, decisions and actions to find out specific tests president needed to take. Attention Deficit Disorder patients always have a hard time with budget, forget what they were talking about in the middle of sentences and accuse innocent people of wrongdoing. After 5 minutes into reviewing process, every single psychiatrist was convinced that president is suffering from a severe case of Attention Deficit Disorder. The president was caught saying things like: "If we increase taxes on rich people, they will stick you, the poor slobs with accountant and lawyer fees", "Too many good OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country", "Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again", "There ought to be limits to freedom", "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it", "Will the highways on the internet become more few", "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating", "Poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill", "Don't forget Poland" and a very famous quote "More and more of our imports come from overseas". One psychiatrist was quoted saying "It's amazing that so many of our fellow Americans voted for a man who can't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flash light". Another was quoted saying "Even Microsoft Office Assistant can't complete president's sentences".

The president refused to take any medication because he believes in religious healing and not modern medicine. However we believe that president refused the treatment because of high medical cost which he contributed to.

After hearing the results, most liberal gave up on their pursuit for justice because they were ashamed of loosing the election to a mental patient. Michael Moore was quoted saying "And the truth shall set you free". Eminem has already signed a deal to make a video named "The Real George W. Bush".

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