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Monday, 8 March 2010

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Jack Ruby took care of the Lee Harvey Oswald lone shooter mythology...

New York - More than a quarter of a million letters of condolence to Jackie Kennedy from grieving American citizens, to be published next month, all point the finger at Vice President Lyndon Johnson for ordering the Dallas hit.

It will be the first time the Kennedy archive is placed in the public donmain following a massive whitewash called the Warren Commission.

Samples seen all relate the same stark message: LBJ was having an affair with Mrs Kennedy who had strayed after her facrcical 'Camelot' fairytale marriage to John F Kennedy foundered at the first fence.

Then massive pressure from the Vatican to protect the dastardly Bush Family Crime Cartel came to a head resulting with Mrs K sobbing to her lover Lyndon: "It's either him....or me!"

"No brainer, really," a source close to the Harry S Truman Library & Museum in Independence, Missouri said today.

"LBJ had aspirations way beyond being a humble Veep," the source continued, "and saw this as his ideal chance to hire young up an coming thug George Bush - in real life John Geli, the son of fetid Nazi Pope Pius XII - to do the dirty."

Of course after the 22 November 1963 shooting Jackie dropped LBJ like a bag of hot coals before plotting her eventual meteoric rise to being the wife of filthy rich womanising bastard Aristotle Onassis.

The rest is hystery.

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