London, England - Mick Jagger has come out after recent comments by Dick Cheney regarding the Obama administration, to say his song My Sweet Neo-Con was actually all about Cheney.
"The real Dick is Dick Cheney," says Jagger, "George W. Bush could barely tie his own shoes when he got out of bed in the morning. Had Cheney been President, which in a lot of ways 'e was, they would've started World War III. If that little bitch Sarah Palin gets in the best thing we can hope for is a Presidential spread in Playboy. Literally..."
Jagger went on to say there was absolutely no truth to the fact that they may most definitely, possibly may tour in the Fall, but then again they may not, "Absolutely, possilit-lie, we want to get out again, but me mates have to get all of their legal matters and habits in order..."