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Saturday, 6 March 2010

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The anti-smoking Smokefree group of America have heard enough about President Obama's smoking habit and have delivered a letter that they will not endorse him in the 2012 election if he cannot become a better example to today's youth.

"We have been very patient up until now", stated S.A. director, Phyllis Uparse in a letter to the President while also sending copies to the press, "butt enough is enough. You are still smoking as you can see from the enclosed photographs, especially when you are overseas."

When asked, President Obama told our reporter that it was true, that he was having a hard time giving up smoking.

"It's harder to do than pass this %**((^^%&* health bill. Sorry, I haven't had a single cigarette this morning."

Smokefree America has also sent a personal registered letter to Michelle Obama, the First Lady.

"You come across as if you wanted your husband to quit smoking, but planting one row of tobacco in the White House garden shows us that you are not serious, even if it WAS organic tobacco!"

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