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Thursday, 4 March 2010

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You See What Terrors Await

We're receiving news from our Los Angeles correspondent Ernie Trebblechance that Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has been involved in a mountain bike accident in a location close to the Hollywood Hills.

We're told that Miley misjudged a downhill gradient and applied the front brake too sharply causing the rear wheel to flip slightly upwards into the air. The accident resulted in the star falling off the bike, but thankfully she was not injured in any way.

Miley's father, Billy Ray reportedly rushed to his stricken daughter's aid and was hugely relieved to find Miley laughing about the close call.

Miley Cyrus emerged from the incident without a scratch, and now realises that you can never be too careful on a mountain bike. Especially if you've been drinking.

More as we get it.

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