Washington DC: President Obama had his physical this week. The doctor indicated that the president was in good health, but has to reduce his bad cholesterol and stop smoking.
The president blamed the high cholesterol on the fact that "I now have my own chef" in the White House! What the doctor didn't know was that the CIA had designed a camouflage outfit that makes President Obama look like spiky haired chef Guy Fieri who hosts "Drive Ins Diners and Dives," a hit show on the Food Channel.
The president some evenings, after the news cameras show him headed for the West Wing, is whisked out to Andrews Air Force Base and flown on a small military jet to all those God-awful restaurants, cafes, diners and holes in the wall the food police hate. Wearing his super secret suit the president hosts the show, eating American fare and saying "this is better than sex!" By dawn the president is back in the White House.
Look carefully at the video when watching the next installment of "Drive Ins Diners and Dives," you will see a number of men in black raincoats sitting at the tables eating and talking into their coat sleeves. Guess where the president gets his cigarettes from?