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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Former President Bill Clinton told reporters this morning that he may have to have a double transplant.

"It's simply worn out", stated Clinton. "The doctors say it's only a matter of time before the organ plays out completely so I may as well get the transplant done and while I'm at it, have a heart transplant also."

President Obama has sent him best wishes if he decides to have it done any time soon and he has also received a friendly letter from his adopted dad, George Bush, Sr.

"I told him he should have been more prudent or he'd wear that thing out. That was when we went on a trip together three-four years ago and I don't think he's slowed down any", Bush Sr. was quoted as saying. "He looks ten years older than Georgie Jr. Of course, HE's so prudent Laura had to learn belly dancing."

"I'd like to get it over with", stated Clinton. "It would surely be great having both of them in full working order once again. Does anyone happen to know if Tiger Woods is sick?"

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