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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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I'll bet his pant size went down after dropping that deuce in the bathroom!

Members of the Democratic Party, who assured the American people that Barack Hussein Obama was the catalyst for good change and that his feces was not malodorous, have finally admitted that his sh*t really does stink. Pelosi had been the final hold out in making the admission, but came clean when she used a White House bathroom after the President.

"Smells like something died in there," she said as she exited (which promptly put the White House on lockdown and sent sixteen Secret Service agents and a S.W.A.T. team into the bathroom).

Secret Service officials did confirm that it smelled that way, but said that it was only because Obama left a few floaters behind that didn't go down in the first flush.

When news reached Michelle Obama that her husband's political party was admitted to the scent of his bowel movements, she said "I been saying that for years! Why do you think I let him smoke? I wanted him lighting matches in the bathroom afterwards to get the smell out."

"Even Bo don't go near the bathroom when Barack is in there, and that dumb dog ain't been around that long."

Harry Reid, a Democratic Senator from Nevada, said that "it is good for Americans to realize that their President also needs to use air freshener, to change the odor of the bathroom. Barack Obama is a real leader in changing the odor of the bathroom, and the next three years will continue to show just how important this change is, as leaders like George Dubya Bush didn't care anything about changing the odor of their bathrooms, allowing the stench to linger."

Note: Rush Limbaugh claimed to have it on good faith that Ronald Reagans's shit didn't stink, but White House staffers from that era said that "he could clear a room faster than Rosie O'Donnell flashing her hairy and smelly armpits."

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