Written by SPECTRUM
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Topics: Whale, Bees

Monday, 1 March 2010

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Killer Whales or Orca's have to be charged with murder in future when they kill. The main problem is how to orchestrate the situation once they have committed the crime.Do we build bigger prisons and if we have a lot of Killer Whales charged with murder how big would the prison have to be.

Supporters of Killer Whales however say the idea will never get started because you would have to then consider charging Killer Sharks with murder and then maybe even Killer Bees and would they still have stripes if they were in prison.

Killer Ants would also have to be considered if they kill but would not be sure about Killer Uncles.

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