Written by C. Cranium
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Topics: Aliens

Monday, 1 March 2010

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I'm 116 yrs old

Joe Johnsson, or Webo Nght, is 116 years old in earth time. Joe came to earth when he was 17 posing as a Danish immigrant and he passed for a Dane - accent, Norwegian wife, 6 feet tall with light brown hair.

But Joe looks like he is 55 years old and not a 116 year old man who has lost all his friends and family to old age.

98 years ago Joe was running from the law on his home planet of Vilbart in the Crab Nebula. Joe skipped his court date, stole a Vilba worm hole cruiser, and wormed his way to Earth.

On Earth Joe hid the cruiser, with half a tank of Vilba light crud, in a barn in Bellingham, Washington.

Then he made his way to town, met some Norwegian cuties, got married, worked at the pulp mill, had a family, retired, sold real estate to Canadians, retired again.

Joe's wife never mentioned to any one the alien body parts and the amazing feats performed in bed.

Today all of Joe's close family and friends are gone, and more importantly the Vilba Statute of Limitation is up, and Joe can go home.

Joe or Webo, can be contacted via email through Feb. 22 when he will launch the cruiser and catch the next high worm hole tide back to Vilbart.

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