SHREVEPORT - Former President Bill Clinton has decided to run for governor of Louisiana. Clinton was in Shreveport attending a convention of The Society To Advance Cajun and Creole Folks To A Higher Level.
Clinton told the assembled crowd that when he was a little boy growing up in Arkansas, right above Louisiana, he loved to eat Cajun and Creole food including Blue Crab Etouffée, Marinaded Mature Alligator Gumbo, Dirty Crawfish Cracklins, Tabasco Basted Nutria, and Nasty Crazy-Ass Duck Simmered in Cayenne Pepper.
The former president pointed out that ever since Hurricane Katrina hit back in 2005, he has received an average of 139 emails, text messages, and phone calls daily from residents of Louisiana asking him to please come down to the Bayou State and run for governor.
The people of Louisiana say that they want for their state to once again hold her head up with pride like the neighboring states of Texas on her left and Mississippi on her right, unless one is looking south and then it would be Texas on her right and Mississippi on her left.
The sports fans of Louisiana also want for Bill Clinton to try and get a major league baseball team to move to New Orleans. Most residents would like to see either the New York Yankees, the Boston Red Sox, or the Toronto Blue Jays.
When Louisiana citizens are asked what they think about the Bill Clinton - Monica Lewinsky affair they simply smile and say that the Lewinsky woman was lying her San Francisco Jewish ass off and that Billy, as Clinton is known in Louisiana, never touched her in an inappropriate way, manner, or position.
In a related story. Hillary Clinton was asked what she thought about her husband running for governor of Louisiana. Hillary replied that she does not care for Louisiana because they have mosquitoes down there that are so big the suckers can mate with sparrows.