U.S. Politicians have noticed a uniform deterioration in their health following incredibly long discussions on the floor detailing the country's health care overhaul process.
Several Congresspersons were discovered in a comatose state,although it was not clear if the condition had arisen during the debates or they had been in this condition during all of their political careers.
After aides administered cold drinks and facial slaps, some regained consciousness although Harold Abernathy Rep. Delaware was a little unsteady on his feet when told that President Obama hadn't even spoken yet.
The debates are scheduled to continue until the last American able to still stand up and make it to his/her precinct casts the deciding vote.