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Friday, 26 February 2010

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Wrong cherry (and these are much larger than Barry's walnuts)

Researchers into the life of United States President Barack Hussein Obama have discovered an ad in a student newspaper at his University. While it cannot be directly traced to him, indications are that he may have been the one to place the message in the personals section.

The ad reads: "Are you a girl that wants to lose your virginity? Let Barry Pop Your Cherry! From part of my heritage, I'm built like a black man. Other portions of my DNA make-up will give you the caring and compassion of a white man. Get the best of both races! All of this for a nominal fee... and you get to hear my Marvin Gaye impersonation ("Let's Get It On")."

Research into the student body reveal that Obama, who went by the name of Barry during his student days, was the only Barry/Barack/Barthalamew or any variation of that name who came from black/white mixed parentage.

While Fox news have run this news repeatedly and women's groups have protested, CNN and other news outlets are pretending that this story does not exist.

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