Written by Dick Merrick, Jr.
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Topics: Death

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

A recent poll has shown that a majority of Americans are so stupid that they would rather die than have the government provide healthcare for them.

The poll also shows that the people who need a government healthcare plan the most have been brainwashed into thinking that social programs for healthcare are evil and they would be more patriotic if they allowed themselves to die rather than have a government operated healthcare plan.

Many working class people in America have been convinced that it is smart to pay more than they can afford for private healthcare and in the long run they are better off being completely screwed by greedy insurance monopolies than being covered by a government plan.

In a related event the Republicans have also convinced their constituents that they don't need social security,housing or food as these concepts are too socialistic for good Americans to adhere to.

The Republican senators then drove their expensive cars to their expensive homes where they had expensive food and made appointments to see their expensive doctors funded by their government sponsored healthcare plans.

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