Susan Boyle fanatics were last night crying into their lemonade, when a hidden message was found on her CD. Playing track 3 backwards reveals Susan saying "I never really liked Piers Morgan at all. I was just having a laugh!"
Fanatics were giving their usual reactions.
'P'fart', fanatic and apparent memory loss sufferer, claimed "I never believed Susan liked Piers anyway, even though I made 3 billion videos showing them in love."
Mega-fanatic 'StuffedMonkey' croaked "I don't believe this at all. It must have been a faulty CD. On my copy she's clearly saying 'I love Piers', so I can only assume every other CD made is faulty."
Taking a break from writing more new rules, chief fanatic Dr. Bobbino de Ponytail said "As per rule 666, discussion of this is banned. It clearly didn't happen, and neither did New York or anything else."
Fanatic 'OddJobber' said formally "Sir, discussing this incident has been banned. I have a ban button, and I know how to use it. Thank you for your understanding in this matter."