Written by sychung
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Topics: Barack Obama

Thursday, 25 February 2010

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You are not Obama!

U.S. President Barack Obama recently met with Chinese officials, and met, a Chinese boy.

The boy was shy, and all he could manage to say was, "My name is Yu."

Obama did not understand it was a "real" name, so Obama said, "What do you mean, by you? You are not Obama!"

It went on like this until Obama had to leave as he had just got a blow in the fist from the boy.

The Chinese officials claimed that Obama was a disgrace and should be "terminated" from China. They even went far to claim that he was a virus, a strain of the Hong Kong flu in the late 1950s!

What a way to end a supposed-to-be meeting.

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