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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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Friends of Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton, say she is NOT pregnant!

Apparently the rumor started when she kept asking the people who are supposed to be in her big wedding plans, if they minded if the ceremony took place earlier.

"She stated that her fiancee, Marc Mezvinsky, was fine for it to be moved up to April. She stated that it also doesn't need to be a big ceremony!"

That, no doubt, started the pregnancy rumor.

Chelsea does not look pregnant and UP2 Ass Reporter has uncovered a source that told him the truth.

Chelsea's worried that her dad won't make it until summer, after he was thought to suffered a heart attack . It turns out that he didn't have a heart attack but that doctors did have to put in some more stints.

However, even with the reassurance by doctors, Clinton is supposed to "take it easy" and not overdo.

I think that "Overdo" part is what frightens Chelsea so badly! She knows her dad.

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