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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

The JOURNAL's crack investigative reporter, Detrick "DT" Detwiler, has uncovered information that links Democratic presidential nominee, Barack Obama, to ownership of a palatial villa in the Gold Coast region of Kenya. Earlier this week it was reported that it had found George Hussein Onyango Obama living in this villa on the outskirts of Nairobi.

Mr. Obama, 26, the youngest of the presidential candidate's half-brothers, spoke for the first time about his life, which was far removed from that of the Democratic contender.

"No-one knows who I am," he told the magazine. "I am stuck in this fancy joint, and my brother expects me to maintain it on less than a dollar a month."

According to the mag, his villa overlooking a rancid, feces swollen creek, is two meters by three meters in size. To provide contrast to his own beautiful view, George has a calendar showing exotic beaches of the world. They also noted that he had a front page newspaper picture of his famous brother overlooking the fireplace in his den, right next to the stuffed head of Hillary.

Smelling a rat in the details, the JOURNAL sent its own crack reporter, "DT" Detwiler, to check out this story. "DT" found that just weeks before the villa was purchased, a British-Iraqi billionaire lent millions of dollars to Barack Obama's fundraiser and bagman, Antoin "Tony" Rezco. The money transfer raises the question of whether funds from Nadhmi Auchi, one of Britain's wealthiest men, helped Mr. Obama purchase this Nairobi villa. Mr. Rezco, who was convicted on unrelated corruption charges in Chicago on March 3, refused to answer questions regarding this purchase. This has raised even more questions about whether Mr. Rezco made it possible for the Obamas to purchase this 2x3 meter mansion that they could otherwise not afford.

George Obama, who Barack describes as a "beautiful boy with a rounded head", stated that he is so embarrassed with being connected to his famous brother that he does not mention him in conversation. Still unable to accept the fact that he must maintain his glamorous lifestyle on less than a dollar a month, he excused himself and went back to his den.

Barack Obama insists that he never expected his half-brother to survive on this pittance, and was quite surprised that he was found alive.

NOTE: In the search for truth, where others lose their bearings, the JOURNAL will always follow the trail until the wheels fall off. Truth, in the abstract, is just a word. That alone justifies this post.

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