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Monday, 22 February 2010

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Two Victims

After receiving over one hundred complaints, Toyota is having to announce still another recall, this time of their ceiling fans.

"I love my ceiling fan as it can provide a gentle breeze in the summer with the air conditioner on low. It's simply perfect", stated one customer we talked to.

"We have the Casablanca type in our Camry", stated another, "but lately, it changes speeds at the most unpredictable time. It sent Uncle Chester's toupee right out the window and a dog ran off with it."

Still another gentleman who had brought his Corolla in for checking stated that he loved the way you could reverse his car's ceiling fan and take a lot of heat out of the bottom of the car when the sun got really hot coming through the windshield.

"But it nearly pulled Aunt Hill's hair out. It just suddenly dropped about six inches and she began screaming. They are going to have to settle her hospital bills and not just replace the fan but her hair also."

As customer after customer brought their Toyotas in to have the ceiling fans checked we finally left while a new voice in the background was saying, "Have you heard what the ceiling fan did to the Hopper's Foo Foo?"

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