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Monday, 22 February 2010

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"They Are All Three Correct!"

President Barack Obama finally released a copy of his birth certificate that shows he was born in a hospital in Honolulu this morning.

However, there was a mix-up as Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi also released a copy of Obama's birth certificate at a separate news conference.

Pelosi's released document stated that Obama was born at his home in Kailua and was delivered by a midwife. Pelosi then grabbed the document out of a reporter's hand after someone hastily rushed up to her and whispered in her ear.

At 10:10 AM, Senate Leader Harry Reid, a little late as usual, told reporters who had just came from the Pelosi conference that he would like to share with them, a copy of President Obama's birth certificate.

This caught everyone's attention, of course, and they rushed to examine the certificate that clearly stated that President was born in a taxi on the way to a hospital in Kaneohe, Hawaii.

"That should end the questions once and for all", stated a smiling Reid.

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