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Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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It started with the McCain-Hayworth Race being a choice between a two types of Republican mega-jerks. Now John McCain even has competition from his former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin for his Arizona Senatorial seat.

Sarah Palin has decided (been told by advisors) that she needs to look more "Leader-like" if she wants to run for President in 2012. So she has decided to run for Senator in Arizona since she can win "in any A state". It is not decided if she will run as a Republican or as a Tea-bagger. Either way, she is expected to be a Senator for two weeks, just enough to say NO to any legislation, especially anything to do with health care. Then resign saying that the media was being too hard on her for her to do any actual legislation.

J.D. Hayworth, former sportscaster and Congressman was trying to dethrone Senator John McCain has left the senatorial race due to Palin's announcement. Hayworth commented: "She is basically me in a dress and has national exposure. John has no chance and I have even smaller chance. When she is President, that B better make me Secretary of Commerce for this!"

When Senator McCain was asked to comment he said, "Aw crap! Making Palin my Vice-Presidential candidate was the worst mistake I have ever made!"

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