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Topics: Tiger Woods

Monday, 15 February 2010

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From Joslyn James' last hit movie, Massive Breasted Nurses

Los Angeles - (Year of the Tiger): In a new interview this week porn actress and former Tiger Woods shag Veronica Slut-Daniels - aka Joslyn James - has warned fellow slags against straddling the golfing athlete under current planetary auspices.

"All that emasculatin rehab talk's just made him hungrier, hotter, harder than ever," Slut-Daniels mused.

"He might be purring meekly like a tamed kitty," the actress continued, "mostly because Elin got the whip-hand right now.

"But just one whiff of hot pussy is all it takes. Truss me, my sexy Tiger ain't changed any of his stripes."

The porn actress says all the Chinese astrologers from LA to Shanghai say the Year of the Tiger will have made the champion athlete super-fertile in the next 12 months.

"Destiny calls on him to litter the world with dozens of Year of the Tiger cubs," Slut-Daniels added.

"This could be his last chance before astrology turns against him and robs him of that fertility birthright.

"I'll give it til the end of the month before he slips Elin's net."

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