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Monday, 15 February 2010

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Mrs. Obama Loves Making Laughing Cigarettes For The Family

Washington DC - The snowdrifts at the White House are still five feet high, but that hasn't stopped first lady Michelle Obama from planning a Spring garden. Mrs. Obama is thinking of planting some Wackatacky Weeds next to the Rose Garden. It will be a small garden, only 4 feet by 20 feet.

Mrs. Obama loves everything about Wackatacky Weeds. She thinks their bright green, pointy leaves are very pretty, and their oily scent is very seductive. Her family has cultivated the plants for many years, and she has plenty of good seeds. Mrs. Obama plans to dry the leaves later in the year, and make Laughing Cigarettes for the whole family to enjoy.

The first lady loves baking Wackatacky Weeds in brownies. She served dozens of brownies at the last State Dinner, and it certainly picked up the conversation. She can't wait to serve some Wackatacky Weed brownies to the Queen, when she visits the White House later this year.

Mrs. Obama rolls about a dozen Laughing Cigarettes a day for her family. The kids always take a few to school, and her mother enjoys smoking the Wackatacky Weeds in a bong.

Nobody loves smoking the Wackatacky Weed more than the first lady's husband. Mrs. Obama often carries a lighted Laughing Cigarette into the Oval Office, at the end of a busy day. Sometimes he smokes it so much, his lips turn blue!

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